Things My Students Say v. 31

kid: what's this shape
me: think of an animal with 8 legs
kid: spider
me: no..well yes...but
kid: ooo spideragon!
me: no....

kid 1: i have a pet chicken

kid 2: i like to eat a lot of chicken

kid 1: you can't come over to play

kid 2: i won't eat your chicken, i promise

kid: if you eat children are you a cannonball

me: no, a cannibal 

kid: can a cannonball be a cannibal

kid: i learned the meaning of life in kindergarten

me: mr w taught you that...

kid: yeah in his sight word sentences

kid: are these hippopotamuses

me: that's a buffalo....

kid: what's the abbreviation for misery 

me: it's missouri 

kid: that's too long to be an abbreviation

kid: i want to buy clothes for my hampster

me: how do you dress a hampster

kid: carefully...

kid: dad took me to school today

me: that's cool why

kid: mom went to work...which really means the gym to work out

kid: which one is a scallion triangle 

me: scalene 

kid: exactly 

kid: there is a neighbor in my hood

kid 1: you're being shellfish

kid 2: ms. benjamin he said i was unkosher

me: how about the word....

kid: banana

me: not what i was going for

me: what's the captial of indiana

kid: indilaplolis

me: close enough

kid: this is more mathamaticicing than other things we do

kid: what's a female sheep

kid 2: a moose

me: no

me: what's a fundraiser

kid: something that raises large amounts of fun

kid: isn't phonics an animal

me: that's a phoenix

kid: i need a sharper pencil, it'll help me think

kid: i'm a glockenspiel

kid: there's a rollar coaster at the american museum of malls

me: you mean the mall of america

kid: that doesn't sound right either

kid: what's the electoral college...is that grades for colleges?

me: who knows what an alibi is

kid 1: it's like a song

kid 2: no that's a lullaby 

kid 1: is tik tok a word

kid 2: no it's an app

me: and it's not a word

kid 2: it's 2 words

me: name a drink that starts with l

kid 1: lemonade

kid 2: latte

kid 3: liquor

me: and we're done

me: what's an animal that begins with a w

kid: willy goat

me: so close

kid: why did the toilet paper cross the road

me: to get to the other side of the pandemic

kid: too soon

me: what's a store that starts with l
boy: Louis Vitton!

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