Things My Third Graders Say v. 17

kid: i'm too old for this

me: he went to the bathroom to get a pencil

kid: wait he went where to get what

me: see someone listens to me!

ms. beker: if you are in the state of amazement you are in....

kid: america?

kid: i shoot....and I miss! but I tried!

kid: you shouldn't watch tv at night

me: i'm almost 29, i can make smart choices

kid: you're only 28?! i thought you were 35!

kid: uch which continent is that...i'm confused! i don't like the earth

me: you really say van gof - it's french

kid: oh! like laaahhhhfahhhhYET!

me: gentlemen, please come clean up

kid 1: she called us gentlemen, we're men

kid 2: but we haven't had bar mitzvahs

kid: try hard please

kid: i'm trying not hard

kid 1: here comes the mad scientist

kid 2: no no here comes the general

me: not everything is a hamilton reference!

me: we'll do that after break

kid: what? we'll go to hawaii?

me: why is the trapezoid alone

kid: it has no friends

kid: ugh i'm too old for this

kid 1: i'm acute

kid 2: you're obtuse! 

me: stop hurling math insults please

kid: how can you talk for a minute! 

me: you'd be surprised

kid: my dog actually ate my homework

kid: i already read this, can i talk instead

kid: i dont like the word only

me: what'd it do to you

kid: made me lonely

kid: i sharpened my pencil all the way to pennsylvania

me: what does the equator divide the earth into

kid: the northern and southern half-i-spheres

kid: when are you going to hawaii

me: do you know something i dont

kid: oh so you're pregnant?

me: NO!

kid: it's funner

me: more fun!

kid: eh, not in my dictionary!

girl: i'm always grouped alone with the boys

me: hey - what am i...!

boy: no no you're a gal

me: silently please

kid: i can't handle that

me: no write the word silently

kid: ooooo that i can maybe handle

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