kid: silly duck
me:aren't you a silly moose
kid: oh yea!! I'm a silly moose
kid: thank you miss. teacher
me: thank you mr. moose
kid: why must you make it difficult
me: it's my job
kid: you need a new job
me: album---al-bum
kid: like this bum
me: yes
kid: my new favorite word!
me: happen...how did this happen
kid: yeah....ms. benjamin how did this happen?
kid 1: why is monday a school day
kid 2: yeah i wish it were next monday and pesach already
kid 3: whoa whoa - I have chametz to eat still!
kid: math plus ms. benjamin equals math centers!
kid: hehe wisdom means smart but the word dumb is in it
kidL when you write the word shut on the computer the i really shouldn't be close to the u
kid 1: why is this so sticky
kid 2: it's a sticky note what do you expect?
kid: ok boss
me: so that's what you call me know?
kid: yup!
me: tomorrow is pj day!
kid 1: i don't sleep in clothes
me: please wear clothes tomorrow
kid 2: remind me to never sleep at his house!
kid: the only bad thing is they hunted mooses
me: you know that's not a word
kid: ok they hunted sheep
me: nope not how that one works
me: queen zelda...
kid: that's a video game
me: just no
me: what do you next
kid: you take the thingy mathingy and the thingy thingy thing
me: can you be more specific
kid: the thingy and thingy...?
kid 1: school is almost over it's a miracle
kid 2: it happens once a day it's not a miracle
me: can we clean this place up - it's a pig sty!
kid: that's not kosher
kid: just throw 3 out?
me: that cannot be your claim.
kid: what about "i declare that there should be people who play...with a moose?"
me: no
ms. beker: why is he doing your work?
kid: i outsourced it!
me: that is not how almost fourth graders act
kid: we're still third graders and your students for two weeks!
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Oh my goodness! Thanks for the laugh! Kids are so funny. My 6 year old just asked me the other day why I didn't have him and his younger brother at the same time. I asked "You mean, why are you not twins?' He said "Yes. Didn't you think of that when you started having kids?" I explained how it all worked and his reply was simply, "You mean you don't get to pick?!" Oh, how I love the innocence!
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Lovely post Tamar, kids say some funny things :) Thanks for hosting.
ReplyDelete...wisdom from the mouths of babes.
ReplyDeleteThese are always so funny! I will miss them over the summer break!
ReplyDeleteOMG, this is hilarious...and it took me 3 or 4 types to type hilarious because I'm laughing so much! I really needed this! Thanks for making my morning brighter! :) Oh...and you should send this in to Ellen!
ReplyDeleteKids crack me up!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Is this one kid who is obsessed with mooses... um, moose? Meese?
ReplyDeleteChildren say the cutest and most innocent things! My son loved Roal Dahl book when he was young--now my oldest grandson is reading those books!
ReplyDeleteThere were some real gems in there, but I have to remember "That's not kosher." Still chuckling.
ReplyDeleteOh, these are precious! :)
ReplyDeleteKids are the best!
ReplyDeleteThey are cute at that age. It is when they older, lol.
ReplyDeleteSo funny. This one was my favorite:
ReplyDeletekidL when you write the word shut on the computer the i really shouldn't be close to the u
I almost made that same mistake the other day, caught it just in time before I hit the send button.