kid: that's so cheap why do we have to do that
me: i like to save money
kid: uhhhhh
kid: oy i always mix up california and alaska
me: because they are so similar...right?
kid: i know that was sarcasm...but they are both pretty big!
kid: ok i am going to remember this for college
kid: frogs are naked
me: context?
kid: just stating the obvious
kid 1: help me clean up?
kid 2: uhhhh maybe
kid 1: fine be that way but i'm leaving some for you to do!
me: what book are you reading for your biography project
kid: the HUGE alexander hamilton book
me: ron chernow isn't a just right book for you
kid: all history is just right for me
kid: i come back in here and you're all mathing like crazy
me: you need to regroup
kid: what...why..i'm perfectly calm
me: no in the math problem
kid: i still know my abds...i mean adds...wait
me: squirrel!
me: where is your brain today
kid: in my head... 
kid 1: what's a cardinal?
me: a little red bird
kid 2: no it's a baseball team
kid 3: no it's a football team
me: spell hero
kid: the sandwich of the hercules
kid: i am going to dilate my hair blue one day
me: dye?
kid: no i won´t kill it...why would i do that
kid 1: phew did it
kid 2: good for you and that wasn't sarcasm...
kid 1: you don't say
kid 2: well that was sarcasm
me: why are yoo walking around with a banana peal
kid: it's keeping my company
kid: oh my, oh my...oh no!
me: i'm ms benjamin the last time i checked
kid: when were you not ms. benjamin....?
me: stop sword fighting with pencils!
kid: what we're only ahhh'rmed and kinda dangerous
me: just no
me: the spelling pattern is oi, oi, oi, oi
kid: that's annoying
me: no that's oy!
kid 1: can you please stop talking to yourself
kid 2: it's not a crime, i have freedom of speech
kid 1: you have the freedom to use a thinking bubble too
kid 1: i got the shivers
kid 2: do you have timbers?
kid 1: i'm a kid not a tree
kid 1: ew they ate bear in Little House on the prairie....they could get rabies!
kid 2: they found it, they shot it, they ate it, they knew the risks!
me: survivor prairie edition?
kids: yup!
kid: which flag is that
me: massachusetts
kid: really....shame on me
me: chickens get done, people get finished
kid: no chickens get fried and people eat them
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ReplyDeleteSo funny! "You have the freedom to use a thinking bubble, too"! Hahaha. My son is in first grade and his teacher messaged me the other day that my son was telling a friend that he did NOT want to be a teacher when he grows up. She asked him why and he responded "because I wouldn't want to be in charge all of these crazy kids."
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They are so funny. I love the smiley face yarmulke.
ReplyDeleteThese are always hilarious! I love reading every one!
ReplyDeleteFunny :-):-):-)
ReplyDeleteThank you for hosting.
LOL, love it.
ReplyDeleteToo funny & that smiley face :) love it!
ReplyDeletethese are so great!
ReplyDeleteOk...those little commentaries are absolutely awesome!
ReplyDeleteYou always come up with the best things. Too Cute. Thanks for sharing. Thanks for hosting
ReplyDeleteKids do say funny things, enjoyed your commentary!
ReplyDeleteI was too sick to read blogs yesterday but this TOTALLY made my day today. Absolutely laughed right out loud!
ReplyDeleteSo fun! My favorite is "Where is your brain today?" "In my head." Boom.
ReplyDeleteNever a dull moment with those kids!
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