kid: that's so cheap why do we have to do that
me: i like to save money
kid: oy i always mix up california and alaska
me: because they are so similar...right?
kid: i know that was sarcasm...but they are both pretty big!
kid: ok i am going to remember this for college
kid: frogs are naked
kid: just stating the obvious
kid 1: help me clean up?
kid 2: uhhhh maybe
kid 1: fine be that way but i'm leaving some for you to do!
me: what book are you reading for your biography project
kid: the HUGE alexander hamilton book
me: ron chernow isn't a just right book for you
kid: all history is just right for me
kid: i come back in here and you're all mathing like crazy
me: you need to regroup
kid: what...why..i'm perfectly calm
me: no in the math problem
kid: i still know my abds...i mean adds...wait
me: where is your brain todaykid: in my head...
kid 1: what's a cardinal?
me: a little red bird
kid 2: no it's a baseball team
kid 3: no it's a football team
me: spell hero
kid: the sandwich of the hercules
kid: i am going to dilate my hair blue one day
kid: no i won´t kill it...why would i do that
kid 1: phew did it
kid 2: good for you and that wasn't sarcasm...
kid 1: you don't say
kid 2: well that was sarcasm
me: why are yoo walking around with a banana peal
kid: it's keeping my company
kid: oh my, oh my...oh no!
me: i'm ms benjamin the last time i checked
kid: when were you not ms. benjamin....?
me: stop sword fighting with pencils!
kid: what we're only ahhh'rmed and kinda dangerous
me: just no
me: the spelling pattern is oi, oi, oi, oi
kid: that's annoying
me: no that's oy!
kid 1: can you please stop talking to yourself
kid 2: it's not a crime, i have freedom of speech
kid 1: you have the freedom to use a thinking bubble too
kid 1: i got the shivers
kid 2: do you have timbers?
kid 1: i'm a kid not a tree
kid 1: ew they ate bear in Little House on the prairie....they could get rabies!
kid 2: they found it, they shot it, they ate it, they knew the risks!
me: survivor prairie edition?
kid: which flag is that
kid: really....shame on me
me: chickens get done, people get finished
kid: no chickens get fried and people eat them
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