kid 2: a concussion?
me: this game is kinda like...
kid 1: checkers!
me: no...
kid 2: BINGO!!!!!
kid 1: i like the warriors
kid 2: ugh a bandwagon fan
kid 1: no...a warriors fan
kid: may i have a question mark please
me: you mean a bookmark?
kid 1: can you touch fish
kid 2: ewwwwww
kid 1: what you eat it, why not touch it
kid 2: no playing with your food!
kid 1: it's kinda cooked
kid 2: half-baked!
kid 3: mmm ice cream
me: parts of speech are what
kid: words
me: be more specific
kid: allllll the words
kid: does fiction have a ph or a k
me: neither
kid: what letter is that?
kid 1: if you were a calculator what color would you be
kid 2; i don't math, i don't want to be a calculator!
kid: what's a trevor
me: it's a who not a what
kid: how do you spell piqua
me: p-i-c-a?
kid: no it has a q
kid 2: sounds like you know how to spell it
kid: mrs. benjamin
me: not married....
kid: sheesh get a move on!
kid: i'm thirsty i need water
me: bring a water bottle tomorrow
kid: how does that help me now
me: be the bigger person
kid: i am bigger
kid: i ran out of snacks
me: so what should you do when you get home
kid: eat
kid: i'm not allowed to have a pet, just baby brothers
kid: this isn't my best work
me: why
kid: because i didn't put any effort in...
me: ok peoples
kid: peoples isn't good grammar
me: actually you can say peoples
kid: no i have more grammars than you
me: really
kid: i want a hampster...from new hampster
me: boys, no wrestling
kid: we're not...
me: looks like it
kid: we're playing 50 states twister!
me: no
kid: you get a card....you get a card...you get a card!
me: really oprah jr?
me: there is no reason to maniacally laugh in math
kid: math is the reason to maniacally laugh in math!
kid: these cards are the garbage pile
me: it's not nice to talk about the cards like that
kid: really?
kid: what's it called
me: i don't know, what it's called
kid: that's the point, what's it called
me: we've reached an impasse
kid: no that's not it
me: just making sure i'm not losing my mind
kid: you are
me: thanks....
kid: i mean i lost mine on the first day, so you lasted longer than me!
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ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, Tamar! These crack me up every time! How do you even keep a straight face half the time?!
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So funny! My husband taught 3rd grade for nearly 25 years, and he used to come home with some of the greatest stories!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THESE POSTS!!! Oh my word. Day made!
ReplyDeleteMy kids read this with me and they liked it!
ReplyDeleteI love things like this. You can't help but chuckle as you read them. Kids really do say the darndest things. XO
ReplyDeleteFun! Love the big map on the floor!
ReplyDeletestill laughing! Thank you for that! I like, "sounds like you know how to spell it" and math is for maniacal laughter, and so many others
ReplyDeleteHaha! Kids!!! I taught mostly 16 and 17-year-olds, and I sometimes I had written down some of the stuff they said. Loved how one student told you to "get a move on"! :D
ReplyDeleteVery cute. Thanks for hosting and I hope that you have a wonderful weekend.
ReplyDeleteChildren are funny, honest and so exasperating. all rolled into one! :)
ReplyDeleteThese just keep getting better !! They are so funny!
ReplyDeleteSuch a riot! I just love these... especially the one about not being allowed to have pets just younger siblings. I always thought this was the best part of teaching!
ReplyDeletesuch a fun post! Happy weekend and thanks for the link up.
ReplyDeleteOut of the mouths of babes! Thanks for the giggle and for hosting!
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