me: how many pets do you have
kid: well the fish keeps having guppies and eating them...so not sure!
me: what's a word that ends with -eck
kid: heck
me: no
me: please write your name
kid: oh, that's the easy thing
me: what instrument do you play
kid: tennis
me: try again
kid: so you're that kind of teacher
me: what type
kid: the stereotype
me: oh?
kid: yea, a teacher, eating an apple, c'mon
me: now write 'how does the eagle fly'
kid: oh good one-word 'wings'
me: no no, write the words 'how does the eagle fly'
me: are you waiting for godot
kid: to go where
me: will the tooth fairy come tonight or after shabbat
kid: i don't know, is the tooth fairy jewish
kid 1: is dong a word
me: no
kid 2: yeah...ding dong
kid: oh no i forgot how the alphabet starts
me: why are you eating paper
kid: it's fiber
me: no
kid: what do you make waffles in
me: a waffle maker
kid: you sure, that's too obvious
me: where are the great plains
kid: in white plains, ny
me: no not in ny
me: why is your hand up
kid: because i don't have a question
me: you have that backwards then
me: what is east of massachusetts
kid: the atlantic water
me: so close
kid: is his name george or washington
me: george washington
kid: well which is it
me: its both...george washington
kid: nooo i don't think so
me: what's another continent
kid: south arctica
me: stay to your right...no, your other right
kid: which right is wrong
me: exactly
me: the prefix re- means again
kid: so recess is cessing again
me: not quite
kid: wait wait it's reassessing if we should be in school
me: no
kid: a baguette pizza is a...bagizza...a bagapizza...a baguizza?
They keep me laughing, that is for sure!!
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