me: it was colonel mustard in the library with the candlestick
kid: ummmmmmm sure
kid: i so should have had coffee this morning
me: muchos gracias
kid: you can speak dora
kid: is there anyone famous in this gravery
me: cemetery
kid: no gravery...they're called graves not cemets
me: well it's the middle earth soundtrack
kid: they get sirius down there?
kid 1: doesn't terrific mean terrified
kid 2: who thinks it's terrific to be scared out of their mind!
kid: you snooze you lose
me: are you trash taking with phonics words
kid: you know it!
kid: is new jersey a real place
kid 1: splenda
me: that's full of sugar
kid 2: fake sugar
kid 1: what's the keyboard shortcut again
kid 2: control paste
kid 1: what's the paste key!?
kid: that capital of indiana is indiana-opolis
me: what's the opposite of new
kid: dead!
me: no...well...yes...but i was looking for old
kid: can i get some water
me: when you finish your work
kid: man that's harsh
me: woman...
kid: woman that's harsh
kid 1: whine and wine are homophones
kid 2: our book left them out because we're not 21
kid 1: yet
kid: we have a big crisis
me: oh no what
kid: do you even watch the news....
me: you aren't wrong...
me: that's not a complete thought
kid: "do i have to write a complete thought" -- happy now?
me: publicly means you'll be seen
kid: not in wyoming there is no one there
kid: ugh another senior moment
kid: where does your banana live
me: it has a short term lease in its peel
kid: stop ruining jokes!
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I know a lot of people who would like kfc to mean kosher fried chicken!
ReplyDeleteAlways great for a laugh, aren’t they?! I can’t even choose a favorite this time, they are all hilarious! By the way, my 5 year old had a daring contest with his friend in school...who could say the baddest bad word...my kid won by dropping the F bomb. In kindergarten! I don’t know if I should laugh or cry!
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These always make me laugh! KFC! Too funny!! They must love having you as their teacher!
ReplyDeleteThis has been a rough, rough morning, and I so desperately needed a laugh. THANK YOU!!! Gravery and Splenda were my favorites. :)
ReplyDeleteHaha, awesome. Love the kosher fried chicken. Yes please!
ReplyDelete...KFC made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteThese are always my favorite posts!
ReplyDeleteKids say the darndest things! Is NJ a real place?
ReplyDeleteThese were so good. Loved several of them. The one about a "gravery", the Medieval Music and the Complete Thought were my favorites.
ReplyDeleteSo funny, thanks for hosting and I hope that you have a wonderful weekend.
ReplyDelete"You can speak Dora" - lol!!!
ReplyDeleteI always laugh when I read stuff your pupils say. :):):)
ReplyDeleteThank you for hosting.
So funny to read all these comments! I think there are a few people living in Wyoming...lol!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I just love this series.
ReplyDeletemy fave posts! I love gravery...now that's thinking! And I've been to NJ and believe me, it's real. Something. Real something. And so is WY near where we live now. Homophones and not 21, so funny. speaking of news I don't watch because I want to not live in panic.
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Oh, my, what a fabulous age with their creativity and thought processes!!! Thanks for the laughs!
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