kid: ms benjamin this book has a b-a-d word in it.”
me: oh?
kid: ass
me: next time spell the bad word not bad “oh!”
kid: ms. benjamin, what's that word?
me: herr, it means mr. in german
kid: english, hebrew, and now I'm reading german! I'm good!
kid: ms benjamin, he licked my finger
me: then why were you putting his fingers near his mouth still?
kid: to annoy him?
kid: why is it still snowing!? make it stop, please!!
kid 1: sometimes you get a lot of cats when you're a lonely person
kid 2: but I'm allergic, I better never be lonely!
kid: you're trying to disobey the laws of gravity, bad choice, very bad choice!
kid: here (giving me book while laying on the rug)
me: oh get up!
kid: i'm tired!!
me: I had 40 conferences this week, I'm tired!
kid: but I had to focus ALL DAY!!
me: what is the capital of the USA?
kid: Mississippi!!
kid: winner, winner, kosher chicken dinner!
kid 1: oh tartar sauce!!!
kid 2: I'm hungry now!
kid: and jazz hands!!!!!!
kid: should I say a cursive word? see what I did there?me: no
kid: yeah, I don't know what I did either...
kid: I can't think about what I think...
me: I wasn't born yesterday
kid 1: yes you were!
kid 2: April fools!
kid 1: that's not how you do it!
kid: english is not a style it's a language!
kid 1: I'm not a dictionary!!
kid 2: well you are very talkative!!
kid: I don't want to go home!
me: why!?
kid: there are teenagers coming for the weekend!
me: so, is the classroom still in one piece after I was gone for 2 days?
kid 1: well....no one burned it down!
kid 2: good thing, since we actually had a fire drill!
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Look at that sunshine! Gorgeous!
winner, winner... oh my! Some of these had me laughing out loud. So cute. Love the 'say a cursive word' - totally something my son would have said!
These are always great!! They crack me up! I'm so glad you're keeping track of their witty words!
I always enjoy when you post these conversations with your kids. My grandson will be in third grade this next year, and I can hear him saying some of these things.
Oh, what fun! I love to listen to youngsters conversations. Sometimes I actually learn something. Hey, that sounds like one of their conversations......hmmm.
Those are all pretty hilarious. I love how you displayed them, ie. kid 1, kid 2, etc.
Thanks for liking the cut of my BLUE dress. Nice of ya, Tamar!!!
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That last shot is stunning. Great light. Had to laugh about kosher chicken dinner :)
I just love this series. These kids are too funny. I don't know how you keep a straight face. Maybe you don't?
Aww, these are precious!!
I just love the things kids say!
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