kid: can I say YIPEEE at the end of the song?
me: denied
kid: will it be raining at 2:10?
me: I cannot predict the future!
kid 2: I can!
me: denied
kid: will it be raining at 2:10?
me: I cannot predict the future!
kid 2: I can!
kid: oh snap...it up!
me: what?!
kid: ms. benjamin? how about the yankees being ahead of the Sox?
me: do you want good grades?
kid: we don't get real grades!
kid: let's play secret santa
me: no
kid: how about secret hashem?
kid: when is the aircraft due?
me: you mean the artifact?
kid: oh, yeah that makes more sense
kid: which folder?
me: really? it's May you know which one!
kid: come on, I'm getting old the memory is going!
kid: can i bring a dog to special visitor day?
kid: this is the best handwriting since 1849
me: what happened in 1849?
kid: the pencil was invented...?
kid: what is Utah?
me: really?
kid: is it a planet?
me: what is Uganda, does anyone know?
kid 1: a movie!
me: um..no it's a country in Africa
kid 2: like in Lion King!?
me: what!?
me: what's another way to say nice? starts with an f....
kid: fugitive?
kid 1: wait, let's is different then lettuce?
me: are you being silly?
kid 1: no really! it makes SO much more sense now...
kid 2: let's eat lettuce!
me: you need scissors, glue, and paper
kid: oh my!
kid: a headdress, not a dress on your head
kid: i bought a manequin head on amazon prime, only 6 dollars
mr. malkin: is that a tribe?
kid: do you live under a rock?
kid: i made a civil war capture the flag board game
me: you're not calling it the "war of northern aggression?"
kid: it's a war, they're all aggressive....
kid 1: no! it's spelled ceremon-i-e-s
kid 2: ugh it doesn't matter!
kid 1; yes! my parents will not be happy if it's spelled wrong on the poster!
kid: I need to photobomb this!
me: we'll be starting an immigration unit
kid: oh! that's like Martin Luther King!
me: no.
kid: i'm 0% Israeli, but 100% new yorker
morah naomi: are we ready??
kids: NO!!!
me: you SO had that coming
me: I need to squeeze everything I can into your little brain before school ends
kid: hey! I have more brains than a dinosaur!
me: I need to squeeze everything I can into your little brain before school ends
kid: hey! I have more brains than a dinosaur!
kid: icky, this water tastes like new jersey water
me: hey! nj water is great!
me: you need to go spell this the right way, this the right way, oh and please spell your name right, too!
me: stop poking people!
kid: it's so fun!
kid: it's so fun!
kid 1: why is the boys bathroom pass wet?
me: i do not want to know
kid 2: I KNOW!!!
me: no, just, just don't
kid: glitter!! so much electronic glitter!!
me: you need to stop making monkey noises when you raise your hand. you're a human not a monkey
kid: we're related to monkeys
me: yes but we evolved
me: gentlemen, no
kid: but that's what gentlemen do!
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14 thoughts on the matter:
Yes, the atmosphere smells like vacation!
So funny! Love the Utah one! And the general confusion about African geography!
Oh my gosh, this is the best one yet! I can't pick a favorite! Let's and lettuce may be the one!
omg secret Hashem! I love it!
I love these! DO NOT touch that boys bathroom pass! ;)
These always crack me up!!!! We often sit on the porch & listen to the neighbor kids play - they say things when adults are absent that bowl you over.
Have a great Thursday Tamar!
I think everyone..........is ready for summer vacation, for sure.
My favorites are the secret hashem and the amazon prime one. That last one made me laugh out loud.
The boys bathrom pass-yick. I 'd throw it out and make anew one for this next year.
Tamar, those are all delightful. Remember the old Art Linkletter and the Kids Say the Darndest Things?
....the pencil was invented? Ha!! I love these!
I can only imagine the exchanges that have to give you a chuckle. I think Ryan was about that age when he asked if he could have an old/broken flip phone to play with. Me: "it's broke" Him: "that's okay, I have broke friends." He got the phone.
just sitting here shaking my head at some of these!
You have funny kids. They seem really quick on their feet with the wit. I would be dying all the time from laughing.
I love the photo bomb shot!
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