kid: the sum is 99, that's not kosher
kid: the 99 restaurant - it's not kosher!
me: okay let's play hangman!
kid: is the word antidisestablishmentarianism
me: do you want to come write the lines for that one?
kid: i hope this is the definition...the computer said it was!
kid 1: did you do pennsylvania?
kid 2: no peninsula!!
kid 1: there is mathematical pie
kid 2: ew who would eat numbers?kid 1: can you be a peaceful tulip?
kid 2: what are you talking about!
me: are you solving problems?
kid: wednesday is veterinarians day!
kid: do you know teachers do in the teacher's room? drink coffee and talk about the weather.
kid: it's clearly a fire drill, the firefighters are playing basket ball not fighting fire!
kid: there isn't really a compass in the pacific ocean, that'd be weirdkid 1: i need to think of my question
kid 2: which came first the question or the thinking!
kid 1: I have a Marauders map at home!
kid 2: is it real!!??
kid: this backpack is breaking my shoulders
kid: is south virginia a state?
kid: is costco a state?
kid: but people go there all the time!
kid: sometimes i need to make myself laugh a little or i get bored
kid: my mind is bursting!
kid: why do you call us gang? you think we're bad!?
me: don't insult someone's intellect
kid: what's intellect?
kid: i speak pig latin!
kid: ugh i get so bored when i don't deal out the cards
kid 2: deal with it
kid: (in boggle) i want to spell moxie
me: raise your right hand
kid: but i'm a lefty
me: but you still have a right hand
me: pennsylvania, the keystone state
kid: like the keystone pipeline!
kid: i'm thirsty
me: i'm ms. benjamin, nice to meet you
kid 1: waaa
kid 2: he's fake crying!!
kid: why is it double sided?
me: because I'm such a horrible teacherkid: you are?
me: those are dice not dreidels
kid 1: can someone hand me Michigan? (puzzle piece)
kid 2: I don't think your hand are big enough for that!
kid: (in the middle of hatikva) ms. benjamin? when's christmas?
kid: (listening to Beethoven) is this the Force Awakens?
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