me: stop singing the little einsteins!
kids: but it's a song about a rocket ship!
kid: math was more fun in kindergarten
kid: its still fun!
me: thank you....
me: go to the nurse
me: hearing check
kid 1: can we use epic
kid 2: what's epic
me: apic is an epp
kid: board games are boring
kid 1: the cheyenne hunted antelope
kid 2: they hunted a fruit?
me: that's cantaloupe
kid: because 7 ate 9
me: five more minutes
kid: five more decades!
kid: which one is ar-kansas
kid: (looking at 2 identically dressed boys) look! it's thing 1 and thing 2!
me: friend is i-e - then you have the word end, friends to the end
kid: no. friends never last until the end.
kid: i need to do this concentrately
me: it's Caribbean
kid: like the pirates!
kid: my dog ate my math fact triangles
me: what does nomad mean?
kid: not mad?
me: the whole world is made up of polygons
kid: but the world isn't one!
kid: wait how do you become a teacher?
me: you go to school to learn how to teach
kid: whoa that's funny
kid: i reckon there's no more obtuse angles
kid: I made my E into a rat and named him Rat-at-two-E!
kid: seriously! ms. benjamin! my papercut is THIS big
me: then I think it's a serious injury
kid: okay it's more this big not THIS big
kid 1: don't be obtuse!
kid 2: i'm a-cute!
kid: clean up clean up everyways in everywheres
me: triangles are out, now it's about the 4-sides, it's hip to be square
kid: homeland is a tv show...
kid 1: people say i'm good at phonics, but! the truth is i'm not
kid 2: is that a fact or opinion?
kid: once you turn 30 there's no going back...
kid: what's the code?
me: it's on the board.
kid: do I have to get up I can't see it from here...
me: you're young you can get up!
kid: there ain't no glue sticks left!
kid: it's not Bruce Wayne it's Goose Wayne!
me: what is the other meaning for the word cruise?
kid: the guy running for president!
kid: a fox in a box eating lox with socks
me: please stop you're not dr. suess
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