me: stop singing the little einsteins!
kids: but it's a song about a rocket ship!
kid: math was more fun in kindergarten
me: hey!
kid: its still fun!
me: thank you....
me: go to the nurse
kid: why?
me: hearing check
kid: huh?
kid 1: can we use epic
kid 2: what's epic
me: apic is an epp
kids: huh!?
kid: board games are boring
kid 1: the cheyenne hunted antelope
kid 2: they hunted a fruit?
me: that's cantaloupe
me: why
kid: because 7 ate 9
me: five more minutes
kid: five more decades!
kid: which one is ar-kansas
me: ar-kan-saw!
kid: arkansauce!?
kid: (looking at 2 identically dressed boys) look! it's thing 1 and thing 2!
me: friend is i-e - then you have the word end, friends to the end
kid: no. friends never last until the end.
kid: i need to do this concentrately
me: it's Caribbean
kid: like the pirates!
kid: my dog ate my math fact triangles
me: what does nomad mean?
kid: not mad?
me: the whole world is made up of polygons
kid: but the world isn't one!
kid: wait how do you become a teacher?
me: you go to school to learn how to teach
kid: whoa that's funny
kid: i reckon there's no more obtuse angles
kid: I made my E into a rat and named him Rat-at-two-E!
kid: seriously! ms. benjamin! my papercut is THIS big
me: then I think it's a serious injury
kid: okay it's more this big not THIS big
kid 1: don't be obtuse!
kid 2: i'm a-cute!
kid: clean up clean up everyways in everywheres
me: triangles are out, now it's about the 4-sides, it's hip to be square
kids: groan
kid: homeland is a tv show...
kid 1: people say i'm good at phonics, but! the truth is i'm not
kid 2: is that a fact or opinion?
kid: once you turn 30 there's no going back...
kid: what's the code?
me: it's on the board.
kid: do I have to get up I can't see it from here...
me: you're young you can get up!
kid: ehhhhh
kid: there ain't no glue sticks left!
kid: it's not Bruce Wayne it's Goose Wayne!
me: what is the other meaning for the word cruise?
kid: the guy running for president!
kid: a fox in a box eating lox with socks
me: please stop you're not dr. suess
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Thank you for brightening my morning. These always make me laugh!
These are always so funny. I love it when you do these posts! And I may have to start using concentrately. That's a good one!!
Nomad - that is hilarious!!
These should be in a book for end of the year gifts to kids and parents. They are so so funny.
oh my gosh, this is so funny - thanks for the laughs!
Love these. (Hearing check lol)
I LOVE these!!!! Sounds like you might have a budding Dr. Suess!!?! And the realiziation you had to go to school to learn to teach...the best!
Concentrately! Great word! Haha!! Funny, funny post.
love it! Zachary has fact triangles but we don't have a dog to eat them! I don't think he's learned angles yet but today he was doing algebra!
Oh my how can you stand it....these made me laugh a lot.
By the way that is always how I remembered to spell the word...Friend.
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