me: is thanksgiving a religious holiday
kids: yes!
me: what religion?
kid: american religion!
me: how will you keep america safe
kid: build a wall of jp licks ice cream
me: who's paying for that?
kid: we're learning globeography in social studies!
me: what's NW stand for
kid: north crem brule!
kid: hamilton!
me: not that hamilton - it's in bermuda!
kid: burr!
me: not that burr...
me: for the last time..the fleece of mice can NOT be used to make warm jackets....
kid: MOOSE
me: you forgot capital letters
kids: i remembered periods
kid: is hamilton a mammal
kid: oh is he dead
me: and he went on to write a show about
kid: alexander to great...wait wrong!
kid 1: have a growth mindset
kid 2: it's stopped growing...
me: i am confident you can do this
kid: i am confident you are over confident
me: i'm pressing the elevator button...sit down please
kid: the elevator is broken
kid: hello!
me: from the other side?
kid: i'm right here...?
kid 1: use positive self talk, you'll be done faster
kid 2: oh i am positive i'll never be done!
me: what do we learn from this? ...to listen?
kid: wait what?
me: no one puts ms benjamin in a corner
kids: we just did!
me: and stick the landing!
kid: are you an airplane?
kid 1: i love it
kid 2: then marry it
Me: see? there it's on the internet...it's real
Kid: not everything on the internet is real!
Kid: not everything on the internet is real!
kid 1: what's a crad
kid 2: i don't know ask the teachers
kid: wait. new mexico is different from mexico?
kid 1: i challenge you to a rap battle
kid 2: eh i'm retired
kid: what's expanded notion
kid: can you poof into metal if gd wanted? just....pooof
kid: i like big f's and i cannot lie
kid: phenomenal?
me: men nom in nom
kid: what?!
me: i'll take this batch
kid: what are we a batch of pancakes
kid: can i borrow some coke and mentos
kid: i'm a polygon
me: hip to be square?
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Oh my gosh, what funny kids!! Some of these are awesome!
Too funny- love the over-confident one the most! Wishing you happy holidays! And a beautiful 2017 if I don't get a chance to come back before that! <3
Kids say the best things. Great post Tamar :)
Those are always so funny!!!!
I'm cracking right up over these! Your kids are hilarious!!!
These are always my favorite! Enjoy your holiday break!
Oh my goodness...these are absolutely great! Love them! Kids are great!
So cute!! 😁
Day late am I...sigh. LOVE reading these - so smart of you to keep track of them! "Oh, I am positive I'll never be done" is my fave this time!
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