kid 2: i did too
me: don't fact check each other please
kid 3: no fake news!
me: your hands felt clammy what does that mean?
kid: you're handling raw clams
me: (reading) he called her a chick
kid 1: what's a chick
kid 2: a hot woman!
kid: you circled that but i had it right
me: i know i wanted to make sure you were paying attention
kid: i'm hungry...i'm angry...i'm hangry!
kid 1: number one dares go first, then double dares
me: that's how it works?
kid 2: yes it's highly logical
kid 1: my mom was pregnant 3 times and had five kids...
kid 2: that math is wrong
kid 1: i know my dad almost ran away!
kid: your real name is tamar...you're teaching name is ms. benjamin
kid: i'm offended by everyone saying they are offended
me: how'd you know that
kid: i asked my Alexa
me: what's a wart
kid 1: a really nasty pimple
kid 2: but one that can get frozen off
me: ok you just said what i said in an israeli accent....not helpful
kid: yeah it is he understands israeli...not plain hebrew
kid 1: JK Rowling's house is on 160 acres
kid 2: she must have have a ton of books!
kid 3: won't the anchors make them wet?
me: if you amaze me i am in a state of...
kid: massachusetts?
kid 1: (singing) john jacobs jinglehymer schmitt
kid 2: i'm not allowed to sing that song...too easy to say a bad word
me: what a great way to start the week
kid: it's monday that's the only way to start the week
kid: what is that
me: the music? it's bach
kid: sounds like dying cats
kid 1: and then at color war...
me: it's far too early to talk about color war
kid 2: or far too late
me: i cant help you when you whine at me
kid 1: i'm not whining
kid 2: she's 8 not 21. she can't wine and dine
morah dani: hurry you're late!
kid: please. nothing at maimo starts without me
video: fact or opinion...coffee is delicious
kid 1: ewww good thing i'm not a grown up because i think coffee is nasty
kid 2: you're not a grown up...yet!
kid 1: well that part is a fact!
kid 1: well that part is a fact!
kid: i don't know how we got from american girl dolls to politics
kid 1: it's not a fact...it snows in winter
me: february is in winter
kid 2: winter is coming!
me: is it a fact or an opinion that all teachers are adults
kid: fact...if kids taught we'd all be dumb
kid 1: i do not like dogs...i only like puppies, they aren't dogs yet
kid 2: that's like saying a baby isn't a person!
me: excuse me...are you the teacher?
kid: yup
me: oh really? Where did you get your education degree?
kid: the "university of kids can teach and stuff"
me: wow! Is that accredited?
kid: no we only cover the exciting stuff. That sounds boring.
kid: yup
me: oh really? Where did you get your education degree?
kid: the "university of kids can teach and stuff"
me: wow! Is that accredited?
kid: no we only cover the exciting stuff. That sounds boring.
me: please "shark" your chromebook...like this {snaps on my finger}
kid: that shark just bit you!
me: what are the cardinal directions?
kid 1: the positions on the cardinals baseball team?
me: not quite
kid 2: the direction the little red bird goes?
kid (singing): he's killing me softly with his song
kid 2: maybe it was a bad song...that will kill someone!
me: what does husbandry mean?
kid: adultary for men?
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Fun post :) Thanks for hosting Tamar.
...what patience you have!
OMG, Tamar! The things kids say! They are so funny! I was once substitute teaching a 5th grade class (long before I had kids) and one boy asked me if I was having a baby, when I replied with an emphatic "No!", the girl standing with him said, "See I told you she was pregnant." He looked me up and down and said, "Well, if I were you then, I would get rid of that dress." You bet I never wore that dress again! hahahahha.
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Oh Tamar, thanks for taking the time to share this. It had me rolling on the floor. Kids can be so funny without even meaning to.
They are so funny!
So funny to hear the world from their perspective!
Oh my gosh. These are so funny !!! They always crack me up. Love your classroom!
There used to be a show on TV when I was young called "Kids Say the Darndest Things"--these conversations could have been on any episode! So funny!
Kids say the darndest things - very cute dialogue
Very cute. Thanks for hosting and have a wonderful weekend.
Kids are funny.
Thank you for hosting. Have a lovely Sunday.
Kids are so creative!!
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