kid: what's this shape
me: think of an animal with 8 legs
kid: spider
me: no..well yes...but
kid: ooo spideragon!
me: no....
me: think of an animal with 8 legs
kid: spider
me: no..well yes...but
kid: ooo spideragon!
me: no....
kid 1: i have a pet chicken
kid 2: i like to eat a lot of chicken
kid 1: you can't come over to play
kid 2: i won't eat your chicken, i promise
kid: if you eat children are you a cannonball
me: no, a cannibal
kid: can a cannonball be a cannibal
kid: i learned the meaning of life in kindergarten
me: mr w taught you that...
kid: yeah in his sight word sentences
kid: are these hippopotamuses
me: that's a buffalo....
kid: what's the abbreviation for misery
me: it's missouri
kid: that's too long to be an abbreviation
kid: i want to buy clothes for my hampster
me: how do you dress a hampster
kid: carefully...
kid: dad took me to school today
me: that's cool why
kid: mom went to work...which really means the gym to work out
kid: which one is a scallion triangle
me: scalene
kid: exactly
kid: there is a neighbor in my hood
kid 1: you're being shellfish
kid 2: ms. benjamin he said i was unkosher
me: how about the word....
kid: banana
me: not what i was going for
me: what's the captial of indiana
kid: indilaplolis
me: close enough
kid: this is more mathamaticicing than other things we do
kid: what's a female sheep
kid 2: a moose
me: no
me: what's a fundraiser
kid: something that raises large amounts of fun
kid: isn't phonics an animal
me: that's a phoenix
kid: i need a sharper pencil, it'll help me think
kid: i'm a glockenspiel
kid: there's a rollar coaster at the american museum of malls
me: you mean the mall of america
kid: that doesn't sound right either
kid: what's the electoral college...is that grades for colleges?
me: who knows what an alibi is
kid 1: it's like a song
kid 2: no that's a lullaby
kid 1: is tik tok a word
kid 2: no it's an app
me: and it's not a word
kid 2: it's 2 words
me: name a drink that starts with l
kid 1: lemonade
kid 2: latte
kid 3: liquor
me: and we're done
me: what's an animal that begins with a w
kid: willy goat
me: so close
kid: why did the toilet paper cross the road
me: to get to the other side of the pandemic
kid: too soon
me: what's a store that starts with l
boy: Louis Vitton!
me: what's a store that starts with l
boy: Louis Vitton!
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15 thoughts on the matter:
Love the chicken one! I am sure you miss the kids a lot.
...thanks for the chuckles.
They are so funny. I’m always amazed at how quickly they think and the way their minds come up with new pathways. I miss my little toddlers so much.
Definitely my favorite category of posts!
Tamar, these are always my favorite category of posts, too! I love the toilet paper joke! Haha. Too soon. So funny!
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I like your toilet paper joke. Simon was obsessed with glockenspiels last year. The female sheep made me lol. And Zachary calls Missouri misery all the time.
As always - laughed right out loud!! (Almost spit coffee once! Don't drink while reading these posts!!) Thank you for this today!
These are my favorites too! Thank you for brightening my morning!
These are hilarious!!!
Those are so funny. Thanks for sharing them.
These are soo good! Happy you shared these- made my day!
Every time you do one of these posts, I realize how much I miss teaching! :)
I always love these posts!
Funny stuff! Thanks!
Love these! And your comments are just as funny as the kids'!
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