me: those are two independent variables
kid: no they're only stick pretzels
me: what's do you when you want to do research?
kid 1: ask Siri!!
kid 2: she creeps me out...
kid: if you're inflexible and you write "ditch" it's a bad word…
me: you mean if you're dyslexic?
me: (after an insane morning) oy, the inmates are running the asylum
kid 1: we're not convicts!
kid 2: yeah, we've always been Jewish!
kid 1: convicts, not converts!
me: (after an insane morning) oy, the inmates are running the asylum
kid 1: we're not convicts!
kid 2: yeah, we've always been Jewish!
kid 1: convicts, not converts!
me: why do we praise G-d before asking for things
kid 1: We're buttering him up!
kid 2: um that's just wrong
kid 1: Tamar is one noun and more than one is Tamars
kid 2: now that's a scary thought!
me: read to yourselves please, I have a headache.
kid: is it a "we caused it headache"?
Me: Ok, it's time to talk about Jewish math!
Kid: What, like, 1 slave plus 1 slave = 2 sad Jewish slaves?
Me: well, yes actually...
me: (spelling assessment) gum: you are chewing gum. gum
kid: what about guar gum?
kid 1: you rolled the dice wrong
kid 2: there's no wrong way to roll dice!
kid 1: mmhmm, it's called palming the dice
kid 1: sounds like a spell in Harry Potter.
kid 2: no that's "ridiculous"!
me: there are feathers all over the floor, it looks like a chicken exploded
kid: maybe it did...
kid 1: Tamar! It's hard!
me: hard means you're working and learning, that's good!
kid 1: no, hard is hard!
kid 2: you can't use the word in the definition
kid: I have leftover pasta for lunch.
me: what kind?
kid: ravi...rabi...Rabbi-oli!!
me: one week until Spring break!
kid 1: it's spring??
kid 2: It's March 4th!
me: it's April 4th...
kid 2: but it's so COLD still!
12 thoughts on the matter:
Such great captures... sounds to me as if you are on your way to writing a book.
I was going to make myself stop reading blogs and go get something done, and then I saw your title...so I had to read this one!! Did not disappoint! "Is it a we-caused headacne?" hahaha!
These always crack me up!! Love it!
I love these.
Your kids are so bright -- what fun (most of the time) it must be to teach them and them teach you. :)
Oh my goodness Tamar, these are hilarious. Thanks for starting my day off with a smile. :)
Oh my, kids do have all the answers and you can tell them, they have the right to be wrong. It's what my husband tells me when I think I'm right, but I usually am (right that is). LOL
Kids say the darnedest things...love it. # 1 is funny!
ROFL....these are so funny, SO FuNNy! I was laughing so hard my dog came upstairs to see what all the commotion was about. I've said it before, I'll say it again....you need to put these in a book...put them in a book and I will be the first one to buy a copy or two!
Ahhh, thanks for the great belly laughs!! xo
They are hilarious! Their humor is pretty advanced, in my opinion. How do you keep a straight face?
SO funny! Aren't kids just so great and endless fun?! My favorite is the pretzel sticks. Thanks for the laughs!
Oh, these are precious! I can't even pick a favorite. Keep them coming!
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