kid: (catches a kid's shoe in football) it's a foot-erception!
kid: I know what a girl dog is!
me: oh boy.....
kid: a dog-ette!
kid: what's crisis mean?
kid: where can i get some peace and quiet?!
me: math is fun this week!
kid: isn't it always fun?
me: i like the way you think
kid 1: i wish it was thursday everyday
me: that could get boring!
kid 2: but then i'd finally learn to spell thursday
kid 3: but then you'd never learn to spell the other days of the week....
kid: what's elvis?
me: that says elves
kid: I wish I was an iroquios, they had no written language, so no phonics!
kid: why are you wearing a "i voted sticker"
me: it's your civic duty!
kid: hehe you said dooty!
kid 1: EEEEEEEK spider!
me: you're so much bigger than it is!
kid 2: yeah I killed it!
me: ow my funny bone
kid: doesn't sound funny at all
me: you're too smart for me I should just go home
kids: yay we can go home
me: no I can go home, you get to stay
kid 1: i'm done
me: turkeys get done people get finished
kid 2: so the turkey is done and the chicken is finished
me: no they're both done, you're finished
kid: one day a buffalo went to buffalo to see another buffalo
me: correlation does not imply causation
kid 1: a coronation?
kid 2: that's a party
kid 1: oo? cake?
kid: it's backwards day that means your name is Benjamin of Ms!
kid: I have a mistachio!
kid: yea that!
kid: 20 days to my birthday!
me: but who's counting
kid: (in math) who buys 320 purple lightbulbs!?
me: the word is quirky
kid: oh like the dog
me: that's corgi
kid: can we get a corgi?
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