kid: (catches a kid's shoe in football) it's a foot-erception!
kid: I know what a girl dog is!
me: oh boy.....
kid: a dog-ette!
kid: what's crisis mean?
me: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
kid: where can i get some peace and quiet?!
me: math is fun this week!
kid: isn't it always fun?
me: i like the way you think
kid 1: i wish it was thursday everyday
me: that could get boring!
kid 2: but then i'd finally learn to spell thursday
kid 3: but then you'd never learn to spell the other days of the week....
kid: what's elvis?
me: that says elves
kid: I wish I was an iroquios, they had no written language, so no phonics!
kid: why are you wearing a "i voted sticker"
me: it's your civic duty!
kid: hehe you said dooty!
kid 1: EEEEEEEK spider!
me: you're so much bigger than it is!
kid 2: yeah I killed it!
me: ow my funny bone
kid: doesn't sound funny at all
me: you're too smart for me I should just go home
kids: yay we can go home
me: no I can go home, you get to stay
kid 1: i'm done
me: turkeys get done people get finished
kid 2: so the turkey is done and the chicken is finished
me: no they're both done, you're finished
kids: HUH??
kid: one day a buffalo went to buffalo to see another buffalo
me: correlation does not imply causation
kid 1: a coronation?
kid 2: that's a party
kid 1: oo? cake?
kid: it's backwards day that means your name is Benjamin of Ms!
kid: I have a mistachio!
me: mustache?
kid: yea that!
kid: 20 days to my birthday!
me: but who's counting
kid: me!
kid: (in math) who buys 320 purple lightbulbs!?
me: the word is quirky
kid: oh like the dog
me: that's corgi
kid: can we get a corgi?
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These are always so fun!!! Thanks for sharing..they crack me up!
I'm always asking where I can find some peace and quiet? If your student find it, I'd love to know! :)
Just adorable - as always. They are very literal..."who's counting?" "Me!" It's such a cool glimpse at the world from their perspective!
LOL, I love them as usual! The mismatched shoe picture is fun. I'm impressed that you knew what kind of dog the kid was thinking of when you said quirky!
Love that Iroquois/phonics observation. Hee hee!
LOL, always fun reading these. Do you go around all day with a big grin on your face? I would.
I always enjoy these! Do you write them down throughout the day?
Oh my these cracked me up. I bet you can barely keep from laughing when they say things like that. - Loved the mismatched shoe photo.
My favorites are the female dog, the backwards day comment and the can we get a corgi comment.
Fun times!
HA! Just love these quick witted kids. I truly think they are exceptional.
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