kid 1: boys are annoying
kid 2: my mom says get used to it...that's life!
me: what does it mean to have clammy hands
kid: you ate non-kosher?
kid: how do i write a picture of myself?
kid: captioning this #firstpost
kid: i have 2 pets, they're my little brothers
me: how many teeth did you lose?
kid: none!
me: I see grown up teeth...
kid: they're not lost, the tooth fairy has them!
kid: i started doing factorials, now I'm stuck....
me: oy!
kid: are you british??
me: I'll be 29 on my next birthday
kid 1: jeez that's ancient!
kid 2: that's not ancient...yet!
me: you can come closer, i don't bite, i don't eat kids!
kid: yeah kids aren't kosher
me: it's so hard being a grown up
kid: yeah you have to adult!
me: the important part about you is...
kid: my atoms! 
kid: are those your sons?
me: nope, they're my nephews - you guys are my "kids"
kid: you look good for giving birth to 35 third graders!
me: nope, they're my nephews - you guys are my "kids"
kid: you look good for giving birth to 35 third graders!
kid 1: what does smooching mean?
kids: kissing!
kid 1: ick!! this isn't rated pg!
kid: I have a dinosaur bone in my bag! i got it on ebay!
kid: I have a dinosaur bone in my bag! i got it on ebay!
kids: oo oo oo!!!
me: i teach kids not monkeys
kid: we're both mammals!
me: i know what i am doing some of the time
kid: shouldn't you know all of the time?
kid: ms. benjamin my pre-frontal cortex let me know what you did so i did the work super fast!
kid: only my 3 year old brother can't do that
me: what about the baby?
kid: eh he can't do anything!
kid: oy, kids these days!
kid: oy, kids these days!
Me: what's the autumnal equinox?
Kid: when the earth gets sucked into a black hole and gets squashed?
Kid: when the earth gets sucked into a black hole and gets squashed?
me: how old do you think I am?
kid 1: 40?
kid 2: she better be married if she's 40!
kid: my ipad needs a growth mindset
me: what is a transition word?
kid: clean up
kid: I don't want voldemort to win, then we can say we defeated him!
kid: doodle, doodle, doodle, I made it out of crayon
me: who knows what plankton is
kid: that microscopic fish food and the evil guy on spongebob
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Aw, these are just precious! I especially love these posts of yours. :)
this is always so much fun!
They are so funny. I work with 2 year olds and we laugh all day at the things they come up with. A sense of humor is a requirement if you work with young people.
These are always so entertaining! Plankton is one of my favorites (and his computer wife Karen!).
Oh my goodness- they say some funny things.
This series is my favorite! I laughed at clammy hands! And doodle doodle doodle!
Oh, I love their little conversations! Children are so much fun!
Out of the mouths of babes....and grade schoolers :)
Very cute. Just wait until you have been teaching for two decades like me. Those comments are what keeps me going every year.
Your students are so clever ...and funny! Children say the sweetest most innocent things..so refreshing!
I like the transition word...clean up. Hee hee!
These kids say the "darndest things". I recall liking these posts about your students and what they have to say. I liked the age one on that you were "ancient". hahahaha
I just love reading all the hilarious things your students come up with.
These are hilarious
Mollyxxx
Kids are the best. I love how they have no concept of age. One of my teacher friends told her class she is 104 and they believed her!
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