Thursday, February 2, 2017

Things My Third Graders Say v. 17

kid: i'm too old for this

me: he went to the bathroom to get a pencil
kid: wait he went where to get what
me: see someone listens to me!

ms. beker: if you are in the state of amazement you are in....
kid: america?

kid: i shoot....and I miss! but I tried!

kid: you shouldn't watch tv at night
me: i'm almost 29, i can make smart choices
kid: you're only 28?! i thought you were 35!
kid: uch which continent is that...i'm confused! i don't like the earth

me: you really say van gof - it's french
kid: oh! like laaahhhhfahhhhYET!

me: gentlemen, please come clean up
kid 1: she called us gentlemen, we're men
kid 2: but we haven't had bar mitzvahs

kid: try hard please
kid: i'm trying not hard

kid 1: here comes the mad scientist
kid 2: no no here comes the general
me: not everything is a hamilton reference!
me: we'll do that after break
kid: what? we'll go to hawaii?

me: why is the trapezoid alone
kid: it has no friends

kid: ugh i'm too old for this

kid 1: i'm acute
kid 2: you're obtuse! 
me: stop hurling math insults please

kid: how can you talk for a minute! 
me: you'd be surprised
kid: my dog actually ate my homework

kid: i already read this, can i talk instead

kid: i dont like the word only
me: what'd it do to you
kid: made me lonely

kid: i sharpened my pencil all the way to pennsylvania

me: what does the equator divide the earth into
kid: the northern and southern half-i-spheres
kid: when are you going to hawaii
me: do you know something i dont
kid: oh so you're pregnant?
me: NO!

kid: it's funner
me: more fun!
kid: eh, not in my dictionary!

girl: i'm always grouped alone with the boys
me: hey - what am i...!
boy: no no you're a gal

me: silently please
kid: i can't handle that
me: no write the word silently
kid: ooooo that i can maybe handle

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15 thoughts on the matter:

Buckeroomama said... {Reply}

Haha, I love these gems! A couple actually made me laugh out loud!

aspiritofsimplicity said... {Reply}

They are so funny. The best part of my job with toddlers is how funny they are.

Bekah said... {Reply}

I love these posts when you do them! So funny!!!

Dara @ Not In Jersey said... {Reply}

They are so funny. I love that little boy's curls!

Heather{Our Life In a Click} said... {Reply}

They are so funny! Now I've got "Lafayyyyeeettte" in my head! We haven't had our bar mitzvahs yet! They crack me up!

Chere Mama said... {Reply}

Isn't it great to know you're a GAL. These are all priceless.

Carol @Comfort Spring Station said... {Reply}

Very cute dialogue

Mitzi said... {Reply}

These are awesome! Kids do indeed say the darndest things!

Sharon said... {Reply}

Kids are hilarious. I love how they have no concept of adult ages. A friend teacher told her elementary students she is 104 -- and they believed her!!

Lr Jamison said... {Reply}

Lol, your kids are hilarious! I bet you laugh to yourself all day!

Ida said... {Reply}

These always make me smile. Kids really do say the "darndest" things at times.

Kelly Kardos said... {Reply}

Oh my gosh...These always make me laugh!!!

Adrienne said... {Reply}

Too many to love! I'm going with the only/lonely as my fave this time! (also, wish you were going to Hawaii...and glad you're not preggo!!)

rebecca haegele said... {Reply}

ALways cute and entertaining.

Soma @ said... {Reply}

Haha!! Thanks for the laughs :)