kid: i'm too old for this
me: he went to the bathroom to get a pencil
kid: wait he went where to get what
me: see someone listens to me!
ms. beker: if you are in the state of amazement you are in....
kid: america?
kid: i shoot....and I miss! but I tried!
kid: you shouldn't watch tv at night
me: i'm almost 29, i can make smart choices
kid: you're only 28?! i thought you were 35!
me: you really say van gof - it's french
kid: oh! like laaahhhhfahhhhYET!
me: gentlemen, please come clean up
kid 1: she called us gentlemen, we're men
kid 2: but we haven't had bar mitzvahs
kid: try hard please
kid: i'm trying not hard
kid 1: here comes the mad scientist
kid 2: no no here comes the general
me: not everything is a hamilton reference!
kid: what? we'll go to hawaii?
me: why is the trapezoid alone
kid: it has no friends
kid: ugh i'm too old for this
kid 1: i'm acute
kid 2: you're obtuse!
me: stop hurling math insults please
kid: how can you talk for a minute!
me: you'd be surprised
kid: i already read this, can i talk instead
kid: i dont like the word only
me: what'd it do to you
kid: made me lonely
kid: i sharpened my pencil all the way to pennsylvania
me: what does the equator divide the earth into
kid: the northern and southern half-i-spheres
kid: when are you going to hawaii
me: do you know something i dont
kid: oh so you're pregnant?
me: NO!
kid: it's funner
me: more fun!
kid: eh, not in my dictionary!
girl: i'm always grouped alone with the boys
me: hey - what am i...!
boy: no no you're a gal
me: silently please
kid: i can't handle that
me: no write the word silently
kid: ooooo that i can maybe handle
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Haha, I love these gems! A couple actually made me laugh out loud!
They are so funny. The best part of my job with toddlers is how funny they are.
I love these posts when you do them! So funny!!!
They are so funny. I love that little boy's curls!
They are so funny! Now I've got "Lafayyyyeeettte" in my head! We haven't had our bar mitzvahs yet! They crack me up!
Isn't it great to know you're a GAL. These are all priceless.
Very cute dialogue
These are awesome! Kids do indeed say the darndest things!
Kids are hilarious. I love how they have no concept of adult ages. A friend teacher told her elementary students she is 104 -- and they believed her!!
Lol, your kids are hilarious! I bet you laugh to yourself all day!
These always make me smile. Kids really do say the "darndest" things at times.
Oh my gosh...These always make me laugh!!!
Too many to love! I'm going with the only/lonely as my fave this time! (also, wish you were going to Hawaii...and glad you're not preggo!!)
ALways cute and entertaining.
Haha!! Thanks for the laughs :)
-Soma
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