kid: well the fish keeps having guppies and eating them...so not sure!
me: what's a word that ends with -eck
kid: heck
me: no
me: please write your name
kid: oh, that's the easy thing
me: what instrument do you play
kid: tennis
me: try again
me: what type
kid: the stereotype
me: oh?
kid: yea, a teacher, eating an apple, c'mon
me: now write 'how does the eagle fly'
kid: oh good one-word 'wings'
me: no no, write the words 'how does the eagle fly'
me: are you waiting for godot
kid: to go where
me: will the tooth fairy come tonight or after shabbat
kid: i don't know, is the tooth fairy jewish
kid 1: is dong a word
me: no
kid 2: yeah...ding dong
kid: oh no i forgot how the alphabet starts
me: why are you eating paper
kid: it's fiber
me: no
me: no
kid: what do you make waffles in
me: a waffle maker
kid: you sure, that's too obvious 
me: where are the great plains
kid: in white plains, ny
me: no not in ny
me: why is your hand up
kid: because i don't have a question
me: you have that backwards then
me: what is east of massachusetts
kid: the atlantic water
me: so close
kid: is his name george or washington
me: george washington
kid: well which is it
me: its both...george washington
kid: nooo i don't think so 
kid: south arctica
me: stay to your right...no, your other right
kid: which right is wrong
me: exactly
me: the prefix re- means again
kid: so recess is cessing again
me: not quite
kid: wait wait it's reassessing if we should be in school
me: no
kid: a baguette pizza is a...bagizza...a bagapizza...a baguizza?
They keep me laughing, that is for sure!!
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17 thoughts on the matter:
...out of the mouths of babes.
I think these 3rd grade posts are my favorite!
Hilarious! I wish I could have thought to write down some of the things my kids said when I was teaching! :)
I love how you always just say "no."
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Kippi
I look forward to these funny thoughts!!! You must be a creative teacher, lucky kids. I am still chuckling... Atlantic water (smart) and reassessing... omg
Oh, if kids only knew how funny they were! :) My daughter's 1st graders say the funniest things too. I'm sure it makes your day brighten up when that happens.
These are awesome! Some of my favorite posts of yours. Little kids are so funny. I love when you give them the right answer and they say to you, no I don't think it's that. Lol
Oh my word, Tamar, I was definitely laughing out loud at this one! When I opened your page and saw the blog post title, I got so excited! I needed a good laugh today. Thank you for that!
Shelbee
www.shelbeeontheedge.com
Most enjoyable thank you for sharing
So very funny. Very nice.
I love these! They are so funny and smart!
This blog post made me chuckle, Tamar!
Those are too funny!
Michelle
https://bijoubeadboutique.com
I just love this series of yours; it's always so funny and so sweet.
YES!!!! I LOVE THESE POSTS! I was behind on reading blogs today and now I'm glad. I needed this for the end of the day!
My goodness, how adorable are these quotes!! Thanks for the giggles :)
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