Thursday, April 30, 2015

Stuff my third grades say v. 7

kid: ms benjamin this book has a b-a-d word in it.” 
me: oh? 
kid: ass 
me: next time spell the bad word not bad “oh!”

kid: ms. benjamin, what's that word?
me: herr, it means mr. in german
kid: english, hebrew, and now I'm reading german! I'm good!

kid: ms benjamin, he licked my finger
me: then why were you putting his fingers near his mouth still?
kid: to annoy him?

kid: why is it still snowing!? make it stop, please!!

kid 1: sometimes you get a lot of cats when you're a lonely person
kid 2: but I'm allergic, I better never be lonely!
kid: you're trying to disobey the laws of gravity, bad choice, very bad choice!

kid: here (giving me book while laying on the rug)
me: oh get up!
kid: i'm tired!!
me: I had 40 conferences this week, I'm tired!
kid: but I had to focus ALL DAY!!

me: what is the capital of the USA?
kid: Mississippi!!

kid: winner, winner, kosher chicken dinner!

kid 1: oh tartar sauce!!! 
kid 2: I'm hungry now!

kid: and jazz hands!!!!!!
kid: should I say a cursive word? see what I did there?
me: no
kid: yeah, I don't know what I did either...

kid: I can't think about what I think...

me: I wasn't born yesterday
kid 1: yes you were!
kid 2: April fools!
kid 1: that's not how you do it!

kid: english is not a style it's a language!

kid 1: I'm not a dictionary!!
kid 2: well you are very talkative!!

kid: I don't want to go home!
me: why!?
kid: there are teenagers coming for the weekend!

me: so, is the classroom still in one piece after I was gone for 2 days?
kid 1: one burned it down!
kid 2: good thing, since we actually had a fire drill!

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11 thoughts on the matter:

Dina Lettre said... {Reply}

Look at that sunshine! Gorgeous!

Adrienne said... {Reply}

winner, winner... oh my! Some of these had me laughing out loud. So cute. Love the 'say a cursive word' - totally something my son would have said!

Heather{Our Life In a Click} said... {Reply}

These are always great!! They crack me up! I'm so glad you're keeping track of their witty words!

Linda Kay said... {Reply}

I always enjoy when you post these conversations with your kids. My grandson will be in third grade this next year, and I can hear him saying some of these things.

Carol Blackburn said... {Reply}

Oh, what fun! I love to listen to youngsters conversations. Sometimes I actually learn something. Hey, that sounds like one of their conversations......hmmm.

Renae of Simple Sequins said... {Reply}

Those are all pretty hilarious. I love how you displayed them, ie. kid 1, kid 2, etc.

Thanks for liking the cut of my BLUE dress. Nice of ya, Tamar!!!


Clairejustine oxox said... {Reply}

Lovely pictures :)

abrianna said... {Reply}

That last shot is stunning. Great light. Had to laugh about kosher chicken dinner :)

Kim Cunningham said... {Reply}

I just love this series. These kids are too funny. I don't know how you keep a straight face. Maybe you don't?

Buckeroomama said... {Reply}

Aww, these are precious!!

Leesha said... {Reply}

I just love the things kids say!