kid 1: Ms. Benjamin - look a toyota that has oy but doesn't fit the rule!
kid 2: oh look a lamberageenie that doesn't fit the rule either!
kid 2: oh look a lamberageenie that doesn't fit the rule either!
kid: uhh ms... uh ma'am?
me: did you just call me ma'am?
kid: uhhh ms. benjama'am?
kid: i'm psychic i can read your mind
me: what do i have for lunch
kid: food.....what you know i'm right
me: it tasted soft like a...
kid 1: puppy!
kid 2: pillow!
kid 3: you eat pillows?
me: you eat puppies?!
me: trust me, i know what i'm doing
kid: eh
kid: how is it not spelled right?
me: bc it's missing a letter
kid: it's a silent e
me: silent not indivisible
me: what is a word that ends in consonant+y
kid: BOOBY!
kid: confetti!!!!!!!!
kid: a lady is a thing?
me: a lady is a person
kid: oh so a lady is a noun!
kid: he was cheatering!
me: did you guess?
kid: no!
me: how'd you solve it!
kid: ok, I guessed!
ms. brooks: i'm going to pretend i didn't hear that
me: oh i'm so glad I didn't hear that...
ms. brooks: use your strategies
kid: i don't have any!!
me: please stop, that's a bit much
kid: and by that you mean a lot much?
me: exactly, so stop, please
me: please stop rapping what you read....
kid: oh man the 90s, they were great!
me: and you know because you were alive then?
kid: past life
me: what's black and white and lives in hawaii
kid: 7/8ths?
me: you had a great morning - what did you have for breakfast?
kid: nothing
me: please don't measure the banana, they're not straight
kid: wait, bananas can be gay?
me: remember, raise your hand!
kid: but it's tired
ms. brooks: don't death grip the pencil
kid: (after learning how to write a letter in script) I have to write my name like that!?
me: yes ma'am, eh-sir
kid: did you just call me ma'amster?
me: is phonics your favorite subject
kid: i'm not answering that, it's obvious!
kid: you say water funny
me: what do we celebrate on the 4th of July
kid 1: fireworks
me: no
kid 2: july!
ms. brooks: girls no hashtags in your writing
kid: (looking at a map) did you get hungary and eat turkey with greece?
me: no you can't outsource your cursive
me: GET TO WORK!
kid: YES MA'AM!
me: no you can't outsource your cursive
me: GET TO WORK!
kid: YES MA'AM!
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13 thoughts on the matter:
Yay, 4 more days!! These are always my favorite!! I love all the photos of their new seating arrangements too. They are so funny with their quotes!
That was a delightful read, you do have a handful of smart kids. Greetings!
These are so great. My favorite is the silent e conversation. Hope you have a wonderful summer.
Oh yes, kids say the funniest things. I am so glad you collect these gems.
Love them!
I don't know how you stand it! I'm thinking Boston's kids are just a cut above in the humor department.
Lovely post Tamar, oh wow 4 more day! Mine have about 7 weeks left!!
Oh my gosh, this is hilarious! I love reading this and enjoyed a good laugh from it!
I love these! You must laugh so much!
Oh my gosh-these are hilarious!!! Kids really do say the darnedest things!!! Sometimes I just can't helping laughing out loud!
These crack me up- not just for what they say, but I find it amazing that they can read while contorting themselves into those positions. :) Kids are funny.
These are some of my favorite posts of yours. Being a teacher must be a fabulous job because you get "gems" like these to share!
These are fun.
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