Thursday, March 29, 2018

Things My Third Graders Say v. 22

kid: that's so cheap why do we have to do that
me: i like to save money
kid: uhhhhh

kid: oy i always mix up california and alaska
me: because they are so similar...right?
kid: i know that was sarcasm...but they are both pretty big!

kid: ok i am going to remember this for college

kid: frogs are naked
me: context?
kid: just stating the obvious

kid 1: help me clean up?
kid 2: uhhhh maybe
kid 1: fine be that way but i'm leaving some for you to do! 
me: what book are you reading for your biography project
kid: the HUGE alexander hamilton book
me: ron chernow isn't a just right book for you
kid: all history is just right for me

kid: i come back in here and you're all mathing like crazy

me: you need to regroup
kid: what...why..i'm perfectly calm
me: no in the math problem

kid: i still know my abds...i mean adds...wait
me: squirrel! 

me: where is your brain today
kid: in my head... 
kid 1: what's a cardinal?
me: a little red bird
kid 2: no it's a baseball team
kid 3: no it's a football team

me: spell hero
kid: the sandwich of the hercules

kid: i am going to dilate my hair blue one day
me: dye?
kid: no i won´t kill it...why would i do that

kid 1: phew did it
kid 2: good for you and that wasn't sarcasm...
kid 1: you don't say
kid 2: well that was sarcasm

me: why are yoo walking around with a banana peal
kid: it's keeping my company
kid: oh my, oh my...oh no!

me: i'm ms benjamin the last time i checked
kid: when were you not ms. benjamin....?

me: stop sword fighting with pencils! 
kid: what we're only ahhh'rmed and kinda dangerous 
me: just no

me: the spelling pattern is oi, oi, oi, oi
kid: that's annoying
me: no that's oy!

kid 1: can you please stop talking to yourself
kid 2: it's not a crime, i have freedom of speech 
kid 1: you have the freedom to use a thinking bubble too
kid 1: i got the shivers
kid 2: do you have timbers?
kid 1: i'm a kid not a tree

kid 1: ew they ate bear in Little House on the prairie....they could get rabies! 
kid 2: they found it, they shot it, they ate it, they knew the risks!
me: survivor prairie edition?
kids: yup!

kid: which flag is that
me: massachusetts
kid: really....shame on me

me: chickens get done, people get finished
kid: no chickens get fried and people eat them


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14 thoughts on the matter:

Tom said... {Reply} say the darndest things.

Shelbee on the Edge said... {Reply}

So funny! "You have the freedom to use a thinking bubble, too"! Hahaha. My son is in first grade and his teacher messaged me the other day that my son was telling a friend that he did NOT want to be a teacher when he grows up. She asked him why and he responded "because I wouldn't want to be in charge all of these crazy kids."

Have a great weekend!


aspiritofsimplicity said... {Reply}

They are so funny. I love the smiley face yarmulke.

Heather{Our Life In a Click} said... {Reply}

These are always hilarious! I love reading every one!

Klara S said... {Reply}

Funny :-):-):-)
Thank you for hosting.

Dara @ Not In Jersey said... {Reply}

LOL, love it.

Gina Kleinworth said... {Reply}

Too funny & that smiley face :) love it!

Jill Foley said... {Reply}

these are so great!

Mitzi said... {Reply}

Ok...those little commentaries are absolutely awesome!

csuhpat1 said... {Reply}

You always come up with the best things. Too Cute. Thanks for sharing. Thanks for hosting

Carol @Comfort Spring Station said... {Reply}

Kids do say funny things, enjoyed your commentary!

Bekah said... {Reply}

I was too sick to read blogs yesterday but this TOTALLY made my day today. Absolutely laughed right out loud!

Sharon said... {Reply}

So fun! My favorite is "Where is your brain today?" "In my head." Boom.

Ida said... {Reply}

Never a dull moment with those kids!